Sunday, April 23, 2017

Super Nintendo Mini Classic Wishlist

With the discontinuation of the NES Classic, there has been major spectulation of a Super Nintendo version going to be released in the future. This is a list of the most likely titles that will be included on it (along with some wishful thinking too).

 

Star Fox

 

 

Super Mario World

 

 

Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

 

 

Super Mario Kart

 

 

Chrono Trigger

 

 

Super Mario RPG

 

 

Super Castevania IV

 

 

Contra III

 

 

Super Punch Out

 

 

F-Zero

 

 

Pilotwings

 

 

Yoshi's Island



Super Metroid



Kirby's Dreamland 3



Super Ghouls N Ghosts



Super Double Dragon



Donkey Kong Country

 

 

Donkey Kong Country 2

 

 

Donkey Kong Country 3

 

 

Breath of Fire

 

 

Harvest Moon

 

 

Mega Man X3

 

 

Final Fight

 

 

R-Type III

 

 

Super Bomberman

 

 

Secret of Mana

 

 

Illusion of Gaia


 

Final Fantasy III (Final Fantasy VI)

 

Earthbound

 

 

Tetris Attack

 

 

 

Honorable Mentions:

The following three titles will most likely not be featured on the SNES Classic due to lack of demand or licensing issues, but I felt they needed to be mentioned.

Killer Instinct

 

 

EVO: Search for Eden

 

 

Secret of Evermore

 

 

Playthrough: Bart's Nightmare - Sega Genesis


Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Most Bizarre Games

This is a list of some of the most bizarre games from a variety of systems. While this is not a list of every crazy game ever released but the ones I felt were the most bizarre. I will publish another list in the future to include others that weren't mentioned on this list.

Seaman - Sega Dreamcast

You must take care of a fish with a human face while it grows up and changes. Remember Giga Pets? Well picture a Giga Pet that you talk to and it can talk back to you and have conversations or it can be a smart ass to you. You talk to it by using a microphone that goes into the VMU slot of the Dreamcast controller.


Kolibri - Sega 32X

When you think of Shoot Em Up games, you probably think of space ships or maybe cars. Well, what about Hummingbirds.


LSD - Playstation

This game is hard to define to a genre. You walk around these dream worlds that are strange and trippy but the crazier part is that the game is different every time you play it.


Who's Your Daddy? - PC

No, this game is not about Arnold Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop. This game is 2 players. One person plays as the father and the other the baby. The object of the game is for the father to protect the baby and the baby must try to die. That's right. If you are playing as the baby, the only way you can win is to kill yourself using various household objects.


Hatoful Boyfriend - A Pigeon Dating Simulator - Microsoft Windows, iOS, PS Vita

This game is a dating sim, which are huge in Japan and increasing in popularity in the U.S, where you play as a girl who attends a school for birds.....


Muscle March - Wii

I want you to picture in your mind a stereotypical bodybuilder. Now take that image and mix it with the game show Hole in the Wall. You play as the bodybuilders who are chasing someone who stole your protein mix. You must do different poses to fit though the holes in the wall to eventually catch the thief.


Toylet

You must pee on the target and you can win prizes.... Thanks Japan.


I Am Bread - PlayStation 4, Xbox One, iOS, PC, Mac

You play as a piece of bread and must make your way across the area to become toast. This game requires you to use different buttons to control each corner of the bread.


Cho Aniki - TurboGrafx-16, Wii, PC

Another Shoot Em Up but instead of a ship, you use bodybuilders. I don't know what is Japan's fascination with extremely weird games featuring bodybuilders.


Shower With Your Dad Simulator - PC

A matching game where you must match a child with the right father in the shower.


Boong-Ga Boong-Ga - Arcade

An arcade game where you poke in the butt with two fingers your ex, a child molester, and your mother-in-law. You use a life-sized butt, and foam finger to play the game.


Japan World Cup 3 - DVD

While this is a DVD and not an actual video game, it has become huge in Japan. Fans bet on their horses but there are very strange twists with the races.